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My friend has got hold of a copy of practically-budget-free Irish action classic Fatal Deviation for a viewing at the weekend! Apparently one of Boyzone is the best actor in it. And it includes the line "fuck you and your gun, you prick". I CANNOT WAIT.

(Oh, and you can find out how to do a Fatal Deviation IN REAL LIFE here. I cannot imagine trying to remember all these instructions in a FITE situation, and would almost certainly end up with the karate equivalent of three screws and a shelf left over, but maybe that is why I am not a martial arts legend.)

Date: 2005-10-18 10:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stylishbastard.livejournal.com
(Your opponent should fall to the ground at this point.)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Date: 2005-10-18 10:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leedy.livejournal.com
Yes, they don't seem to offer many options for what to do if he, say, doesn't fall to the ground and instead starts beating you over the head with a chair.

Date: 2005-10-18 12:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leedy.livejournal.com
I am also very taken with Step 8:

Survey the outcome of your action.

Date: 2005-10-18 02:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stylishbastard.livejournal.com
That would be deviant in a possibly fatal way!

Date: 2005-10-18 02:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leedy.livejournal.com
I'm just annoyed that there isn't a picture of that step. I am envisaging the attacker just standing there looking smug, possibly smoking a fag.

Date: 2005-10-18 02:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stylishbastard.livejournal.com
I just did a weird half laugh thing at a library computer. I kindof evacuated air through my nose while smirking. I look like an atrocious cunt and I BLAME YOU.

Date: 2005-10-18 02:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leedy.livejournal.com
*evil cackle*

Date: 2005-10-18 10:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pisica.livejournal.com
Can you use these on evil overlord? Did he ever Talk With You???

Date: 2005-10-18 11:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leedy.livejournal.com
No! He just let it hang over me ALL DAY on Friday, like the Talk Of Damocles.

However, given my legendarily poor co-ordination, I'd probably only end up tripping over my own feet if I tried to Fatally Deviate him. Or end up accidentally building a hi-fi cabinet.

Date: 2005-10-18 11:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] socmot.livejournal.com
Fatal Deviations sound like the perfect move to make on obnoxious estate agents, no? You should add to the list I wrote a while back!

Date: 2005-10-19 02:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oldwallpaper.livejournal.com
Oh Mickey Graham, I've missed you and yer chops!!! :D

You killed me Da...

Date: 2005-10-19 12:12 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
... and now you're gonna pay.

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