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[leedy]

My friend has got hold of a copy of practically-budget-free Irish action classic Fatal Deviation for a viewing at the weekend! Apparently one of Boyzone is the best actor in it. And it includes the line "fuck you and your gun, you prick". I CANNOT WAIT.

(Oh, and you can find out how to do a Fatal Deviation IN REAL LIFE here. I cannot imagine trying to remember all these instructions in a FITE situation, and would almost certainly end up with the karate equivalent of three screws and a shelf left over, but maybe that is why I am not a martial arts legend.)

Comments

[leedy.livejournal.com]

Yes, they don't seem to offer many options for what to do if he, say, doesn't fall to the ground and instead starts beating you over the head with a chair.

[leedy.livejournal.com]

I am also very taken with Step 8:

Survey the outcome of your action.

[stylishbastard.livejournal.com]

That would be deviant in a possibly fatal way!

[leedy.livejournal.com]

I'm just annoyed that there isn't a picture of that step. I am envisaging the attacker just standing there looking smug, possibly smoking a fag.

[stylishbastard.livejournal.com]

I just did a weird half laugh thing at a library computer. I kindof evacuated air through my nose while smirking. I look like an atrocious cunt and I BLAME YOU.

[leedy.livejournal.com]

*evil cackle*