scenes from a festival (part one)

MAN FROM FAUST: *brandishes chainsaw*
MAN FROM FAUST: *starts demolishing steel barrel*
MAN FROM NURSE WITH WOUND: *starts painting a large picture on stage*
MAN BESIDE MY FRIEND JIM: Hang on ... this isn't Feist!

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A security guard in a large pink boat in the middle of a field, giving directions to three men dressed as pirates.

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CONFUSED MAN: ...and there are these ... strings ... on my feet ...
CONFUSED MAN'S FRIEND: THOSE ARE YOUR SHOELACES

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Louis Walsh emerging from the ThisIsPopBaby tent and being immediately surrounded by people engaging in impromptu drunken song and dance routines, renditions of "Louis Louis", etc.

scenes from a festival (part two, the devil in the details)

Man, that was fun.

( Cut for going on and on and on and halcyon and on and on and on... )